Even with an average temperature of -290 F, Saturn is still cooler than 3 planets, and is amazingly about the same temperature as Mercury is in a few select locations. Of course that's without calculating the windchill from your planet's 1100 mph winds. You may wish to try and live inside the planet (it does have an internal heat source). Make sure to pack a lifetime supply of oxygen before you leave though. Saturn's gravity is relatively similar to Earth's. It's a little stronger though, and you'll probably feel pretty sluggish for the first couple months.
I hope you aren't really keen on birthdays, because there are over 25,000 days in a Saturn year. You'll probably be in a nursing home if you make it to the ripe old age of 3. Your days will fly by though...they are twice as fast as Earth's.
Saturn is a rather large size planet, although its a baby compared to its neighbor Jupiter. Unless you are Jesus, you'll probably have some trouble walking on Saturn. It's not very dense. In fact your new planet will actually float on water. Since Saturn is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. I noticed that you want a planet that is more technologically advanced than Saturn will be. It's so big that you will never have the convenience of a company like Walmart taking over your world, and your planet may have many smaller governments competiting against each other. You may wish to organize a supercolony on one of Saturn's moons. My recommendation is Titan... you can even check out the now defunct Huygens probe (pictures open in new window) that landed there in 2005. Enjoy your new home!
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