Mercury

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is hot and small, and has little gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect home for you. Your new planet is Mercury!

Things will get kind of hot on your new planet as the temperature does go up to 800 F. You'll probably look forward to the cool nights where the temperature dips down to -270F. Each day last a long time though, and you'll probably only live for about 300 of them anyway. So things will probably be comfortable on Mercury for maybe 2 or 3 hours of your life.

Only Pluto has less gravity than your new home. Anybody over 120 pounds on your new planet would probably be morbidly obese. Moving around on your new home will be very easy at first, but if you try to visit some friends on nearby Venus you'll be too weak to even stand up there. Don't be surprised if you notice that people start to grow bigger on Mercury too.

Only half of Mercury's planet has been mapped, but if you are willing to wait until 2011, a new spacecraft is already on its way there. Fortunately, since Mercury is such a small planet, everyone will be near each other and working together to get the best technology in the whole solar system. You will form one Mercurian government, and Mercury-E-Marts will be in every shopping center. Other planets will fear your speedy planet and want to leave you alone. Enjoy your new home!

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All possible test results

Pluto

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new ho... Read more

Pluto

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, somewhat smaller, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may... Read more

Uranus

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, larger, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. It may have... Read more

Mars

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has average gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist, but I think I can find you a g... Read more

Neptune

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, medium sized, and has average gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home i... Read more

Uranus

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, larger, and has about the same gravity as Earth. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. You... Read more

Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has lots of gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. However I think you'll be ple... Read more

Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, average sized, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may be a little... Read more

Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, large, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Ju... Read more

Mars

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is smaller, and has little gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect home for you. You... Read more

Mars

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Mars

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, large size, and has little gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. After cons... Read more

Neptune

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is small, and has average gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. After consi... Read more

Saturn

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, average size, and has average gravity. I guess you don't like the extremes. You are in luc... Read more

Saturn

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Saturn

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, a lot of gravity, and has a small size. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. I cons... Read more

Jupiter

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Jupiter

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Mercury

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Mercury

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Mercury

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Mercury

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Venus

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Venus

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Venus

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Venus

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Venus

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