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Neptune

You scored 27% temperature (higher=warmer), 46% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 25% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is small, and has average gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. After considering Mars, I've decided that the best planet for you is actually Neptune!

You'll probably find Neptune a little bit cold for you. The average temperature of your new home is a frigid -353 F. Of course that's without calculating the windchill from your planet's 900 mph winds. You may wish to try and live inside the planet (it does have an internal heat source). Make sure to pack a lifetime supply of oxygen before you leave though. Fortunately, Neptune's gravity is relatively similar to Earth's. It's a little stronger though, and you'll probably feel pretty sluggish for the first couple months. If I had sent you to Mars, you would have dealt with a gravity half as much as Earth.

I hope you aren't really keen on birthdays, because you'll be lucky to live for just 1/2 of a Neptune year. In fact it hasn't even been a Neptune year since the planet was discovered in 1846.

Neptune is an average size planet. However it could still hold about 80 of our puny Earths. Your planet will be too big to have one government, so plan on having smaller cities and countries. I wouldn't plan on a world of Neptune-Marts in every shopping center, but your planet probably will be at least partially homogenized. Eventually you should become more technologically advanced than your Uranus neighbors, but the smaller Pluto may actually become king of your universal jungle. You'll want to make nice with them. Enjoy your new home!

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • temperature Distribution

    They scored 27% on temperature, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • gravity Distribution

    They scored 46% on gravity, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • size of planet Distribution

    They scored 25% on size of planet, higher than 35% of your peers.

All possible test results

Pluto

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new ho... Read more

Pluto

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, somewhat smaller, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may... Read more

Uranus

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, larger, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. It may have... Read more

Mars

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has average gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist, but I think I can find you a g... Read more

Neptune

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, medium sized, and has average gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home i... Read more

Uranus

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, larger, and has about the same gravity as Earth. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. You... Read more

Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has lots of gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. However I think you'll be ple... Read more

Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, average sized, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may be a little... Read more

Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, large, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Ju... Read more

Mars

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is smaller, and has little gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect home for you. You... Read more

Mars

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, average size, and has little gravity. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It ... Read more

Mars

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Neptune

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is small, and has average gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. After consi... Read more

Saturn

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Saturn

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Saturn

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Jupiter

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Mercury

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Mercury

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Mercury

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Venus

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Venus

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Venus

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