The Score a Date! Test
Their result for The Score a Date! Test ...
Seasoned Dater
Congratulations! You scored ### Datepoints!
1. Be overly curious during the first few dates--Everyone likes to talk about themself--But shy away from overly sexual, political, or religious talk. At least until you're both drunk.
2. Don't get drunk together until you have a few dates out of the way. Start out honestly!
3. Eat a lot of fruit. Makes everything sweeter.
4. Don't tell him/her you use OKcupid. Unless you met oneanother on here, in which case... That's a good example of being both a winner and a loser at the same time. So is the "employee of the month" award.
I wish you the best in love and out!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 15% on datepoints, higher than 9% of your peers.
All possible test results
FAILURE.
Oh, you poor little child. Either you lied on this test or you're simply clueless. I think you owe an apology to our pseudo-date, Alex. Either way, I may have some tips for you: 1. Stay conf... Read more
Work in progress.
Now, you're not exactly a bad date. You're not a *good* date, either. And it really isn't that hard to be a good virtual date, so I'm a bit disappointed. No worries--I have some hints for the real ... Read more
Seasoned Dater
You're well on your way to being a good date. There are still some minor mistakes you've made with Alex, but s/he is both androgenous and fake... So you still have some time before the real thing bit... Read more
Pro
Don Juan, you are. And I am... available. You treated our Alex like the princess she is, even though at the end she fo-ripped out your heart and fo-ate it. So it goes. Even the best lover can stil... Read more
