Captured by Natives!
You never make it off Terror Island. The islanders capture you and they return the stolen artifacts to the temple, appeasing the volcano's anger for now. You are afraid they will be angry with you, but it turns out they seem very friendly now that you are their prisoner. They feed you, tell you jokes in their incomprehensible language, and occasionally chuck one of your companions off the edge of the volcano into the hot gaping maw of lava. After a few weeks it occurs to you that it might be your turn one of these days to be a sacrifice to the greatest island god. But hopefully, they will get tired of it before they get to you. And you can always console yourself with the thought that at least they aren't cannibals.
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