Sadly, the riches you acquired on Terror Island never make it back home. Even worse, neither do you. Instead you spend your last moments covered in the darts of the native peoples and regarding a large ape that is tossing you back and forth between his huge hands like a doll. Thankfully, everyone else died too, so you never have to worry about this embarrassing story making it back to your fans and your nemesis, Lord Maxwellington.
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