Soon you are requested to make a speech. Gladly you prepare yourself to utter insightful and memorable words of wisdom, but instead of your dulcet tones, a swarm of locusts emerges from your mouth, sending all your adoring fans scattering.
Damn, you think. Curses always manifest at the most inopportune times. Fortunately, it comes and goes, and you're not always barfing up bugs.
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