The PDA Test

All possible test results

The Cold Fish

You don't like to show PDA, and if by some slight chance you're caught off-guard (like you're daydreaming about what would've happened if the Pats had won the Super Bowl), you'll hold hands to appease... Read more

The Virgin

You're experimenting. While you're excited by the prospect of having someone show you affection in public, you're nervous about letting it happen too often and the impression you may leave upon other... Read more

The Tease

You're exactly what this name implies. You love to give affection and receive it, but only on your terms. You'll let someone get touchy-feely with you, but not for too long or too often. You're ver... Read more

The Snuggler

You're a hugger. And holding hands is second nature to you. You'll use mild PDA often, even sneaking in the close-mouthed kiss every once and again. But the use of tongue in public makes you shudde... Read more

The Etiquette Police

You like your PDA appropriate to the social situation. You'll hold hands at a funeral, sneak in kisses at a family function, make out at a concert, and grope at a wild party. You're very conscientio... Read more

The Firestarter

You can turn up the heat, but then what? You're willing to go a bit further than most while in public situations, but you're also very aware of the impression you leave upon others. You might make o... Read more

The Puritan

Ah, so innocent. You get sheer joy out of holding hands in public, showing the world that the person on the other end is all yours. But you like to keep things private, and therefore won't go much b... Read more

The Lover

You don't show PDA with just anyone. Someone has to be significant to you in order for you to publicly declare your affection. But the person who owns that title will always know the special place t... Read more

The Exhibitionist

You love affection -- showing it, receiving it, watching it. You don't care what other people think. Your motto is, "If you don't like it, then don't fucking look!" You're prone to mad makeout sessi... Read more