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Jack Sparrow

Proof That the Sea Can Make You Crazy!

Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) was the original captain aboard the Black Pearl, until his authority was usurped by the pirate Barbossa.  It was after that that the crew of the black pearl purloined some cursed treasure and became a crew of animated skeletons.  While the curse was eventually lifted, Sparrow was an instant hit, somehow managing to combine a liar, a conniving lowlife, a thief and a womanizer into a lovable champion of many.  His cereal is also quite good, I have tried it.

And here is a fantastic song just for you:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRHTmVr9bQ

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Viking Distribution

    They scored 15% on Viking, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • Sea_Peoples Distribution

    They scored 19% on Sea_Peoples, higher than 15% of your peers.

  • Jack_Sparrow Distribution

    They scored 42% on Jack_Sparrow, higher than 86% of your peers.

  • Blackbeard Distribution

    They scored 20% on Blackbeard, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • Thomas_Tew Distribution

    They scored 25% on Thomas_Tew, higher than 35% of your peers.

  • Captain_Hook Distribution

    They scored 35% on Captain_Hook, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Anne_Bonny Distribution

    They scored 22% on Anne_Bonny, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • Francis_Drake Distribution

    They scored 16% on Francis_Drake, higher than 20% of your peers.

All possible test results

Sir Francis Drake

Francis Drake began his nautical career as a hired navigator aboard slave ships (not to be confused with slave traders), but then began working for england as a "Sea Dog" AKA a privateer.  He sto... Read more

The Viking

You scored the mead chugging, maiden stealing, battle-crazy Viking warrior!  The Vikings were some attrocious and uncompromising fighters, but they were not especially evil, just 'ambitio... Read more

The Sea Peoples

During the second millenium BC, There arose a powerful race of pirates in and near the mediterranean sea.  They vexed and bedeviled the egyptians and the romans, and possibly Cyprus and the Levant... Read more

Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) was the original captain aboard the Black Pearl, until his authority was usurped by the pirate Barbossa.  It was after that that the crew of the black pearl purl... Read more

Blackbeard

You scored the dread pirate Blackbeard, villainous scourge of the high seas!  Captain Blackbeard, AKA Edward Teach, was a hulking beast of a man, armed to the teeth and commanding a ship full of r... Read more

Thomas Tew

Thomas Tew (AKA Tom Too) was a Rhode Island native who was hired by the governments of Bermuda and England as a privateer.  His ship was called the Amity.  Originally he was hired to raise Hell w... Read more

Captain Hook

Captain James Hook was the creation of J.M. Barrie, and his character was modeled after Blackbeard.  Hook hates children, but not as much as he hates a certain giant crocodile named "Tick Tock the... Read more

Anne Bonnie

Anne Bonny was one tough broad.  She became involved with "Calico Jack," seeing no need to conceal her gender aboard Calico Jack's ship, the William.  While piracy had not proven to be... Read more

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