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The Viking

Holy Terror of the Seas

You scored the mead chugging, maiden stealing, battle-crazy Viking warrior!  The Vikings were some attrocious and uncompromising fighters, but they were not especially evil, just 'ambitious' you could say.  They sailed from germanic lands in dragon-headed longboats and left their mark on many a nation, plundering without mercy and enslaving the survivors.  In fact, it was the Vikings who gave Iceland and Greenland their names.  Iceland was a green, fertile paradise and greenland was a frosen, craggy waste, so they named the places inversely, having all the slaves go to Greenland for a life of drudgery and saving Iceland for themselves as a vacation spot.  To the vikings, it was their religious obligation to wage war on other peoples, and to die in battle was the highest honor, ensuring an eternity in Asgard, which was their 'Heaven'.  Anyone else went straight to Hel.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Viking Distribution

    They scored 45% on Viking, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Sea_Peoples Distribution

    They scored 33% on Sea_Peoples, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • Jack_Sparrow Distribution

    They scored 26% on Jack_Sparrow, higher than 47% of your peers.

  • Blackbeard Distribution

    They scored 10% on Blackbeard, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Thomas_Tew Distribution

    They scored 15% on Thomas_Tew, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Captain_Hook Distribution

    They scored 30% on Captain_Hook, higher than 35% of your peers.

  • Anne_Bonny Distribution

    They scored 17% on Anne_Bonny, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Francis_Drake Distribution

    They scored 32% on Francis_Drake, higher than 56% of your peers.

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Sir Francis Drake

Francis Drake began his nautical career as a hired navigator aboard slave ships (not to be confused with slave traders), but then began working for england as a "Sea Dog" AKA a privateer.  He sto... Read more

The Viking

You scored the mead chugging, maiden stealing, battle-crazy Viking warrior!  The Vikings were some attrocious and uncompromising fighters, but they were not especially evil, just 'ambitio... Read more

The Sea Peoples

During the second millenium BC, There arose a powerful race of pirates in and near the mediterranean sea.  They vexed and bedeviled the egyptians and the romans, and possibly Cyprus and the Levant... Read more

Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) was the original captain aboard the Black Pearl, until his authority was usurped by the pirate Barbossa.  It was after that that the crew of the black pearl purl... Read more

Blackbeard

You scored the dread pirate Blackbeard, villainous scourge of the high seas!  Captain Blackbeard, AKA Edward Teach, was a hulking beast of a man, armed to the teeth and commanding a ship full of r... Read more

Thomas Tew

Thomas Tew (AKA Tom Too) was a Rhode Island native who was hired by the governments of Bermuda and England as a privateer.  His ship was called the Amity.  Originally he was hired to raise Hell w... Read more

Captain Hook

Captain James Hook was the creation of J.M. Barrie, and his character was modeled after Blackbeard.  Hook hates children, but not as much as he hates a certain giant crocodile named "Tick Tock the... Read more

Anne Bonnie

Anne Bonny was one tough broad.  She became involved with "Calico Jack," seeing no need to conceal her gender aboard Calico Jack's ship, the William.  While piracy had not proven to be... Read more

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