The Indomitable *Movie Quotes* Test

All possible test results

Corpse

No, not a kick-ass zombie, just a dry husk of corpse. Empty, inert, flaking away. No brains brains brains for you. Read more

Hatchling

Your still covered in birth slime, your eyes are closed, and some of your limbs haven't fully developed. You're just starting out, with a long long way to go. Read more

Neophyte

You have a hunger for the movies, eager to learn more... but the words escape you. You often catch yourself saying, "You know, that one movie, with that guy in it..." Read more

Fledgling

Your wings can almost carry your weight, but not quite. You can fend for yourself when mom and dad are around, but can't be left alone. The predators and gangs of geeks would have you for lunch. Read more

Apprentice

Your knowledge is bold, you have some skill, but you still need to study. Sensei yells at you all day, and slaps the back of your legs with a switch from the willow tree. But once last week, when he w... Read more

Thespian

You know your shit, kinda. At least you can remember your lines. You can wow the people who rent from Blockbuster, (and that's most of the US population). Maybe you're snobby about it, or just somewha... Read more

Professional

You are calm and cool, with unassuming sunglasses and simple fashion -- you can strike at any time, if someone just asks. You smile on the bus when you hear the guy behind you butcher a line from Army... Read more

BOSS!

You're the guy/gal who appears in the doorway after the hero has battled his way through dozens of minions, each with a weapon specialty. You are so special that you get a foreboding lick in the sound... Read more

Overlord

You rule all the kingdoms -- cult movies, classics, film noir, horror, sci-fi, action, drama, comedy, western. All the silly green- and purple-skinned races of your dominion travel far to your throne ... Read more

Elder God

Like Run-DMC says, there is none higher. You are omnipotent, you just get lazy sometimes, or distracted while eating a planet. Only other elder gods could compete with your powers, but you've bitch-sl... Read more