Their result for The Do I Want to See You Naked Test? ...

I'm afraid not.

43 Respectfulness, 51 Attractiveness and 42 Pervertedness!

I've got to be firm with people like you.  The answer is a definite no.  Don't worry, you didn't score the worst, just second to the worst.

I'm afraid our priorities are at odds at least half of the time.  So, although I'd like to spare your feelings and say "maybe," I just can't.  You're the kind of person who might take advantage of that maybe and lure me along a path of wandering friendship whilst you harbor ulterior motives of getting me to see you naked!  And THEN what?!  I'd have to add another person to my number of naked people I've seen and "oh dear."

You're just way too different than me and everything that I hold dear when it comes to this subject.  It's not a bad thing, it just means that you have one less woman in the world who will willingly see you naked.  No big deal.  There's plenty more fish in the sea, more ducks in the pond, more nudists in the colony.  Go find more people like yourself, they are out there, I assure you!  Indeed they are!

Well, anyway, I'm glad we got THAT out of the way. *PHEW* I feel much better now, don't you?  What you should probably do is concentrate on other people who have taken this test and scored the same as you!  They're probably up for a little innocent "naked viewing of a stranger".  Who knows, maybe you'll meet the love of your voyeuristic lifestyle!  Hey it can happen.  Everyone should give love a chance!

 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Respectfulness Distribution

    They scored 43% on Respectfulness, higher than 4% of your peers.

  • Attractiveness Distribution

    They scored 51% on Attractiveness, higher than 9% of your peers.

  • Pervertedness Distribution

    They scored 42% on Pervertedness, higher than 89% of your peers.

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Dude, seriously? No. Not just no, but HELL NO!

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I'm afraid not.

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Probably not...

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