The Doomed Romantic Test
Their result for The Doomed Romantic Test ...
Walking Catastrophe
48% Romanticism, 55% Melodrama, 21% Desperation, 26% Uselessness
You're only interested in one thing - the provocation of total drama in your lovelife. Admittedly, you can be exciting to be around. But at the end of the day, you do more harm than good.
Hope you're pleased with that. It's lonely in the eye of the hurricane.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 48% on Romanticism, higher than 19% of your peers.
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They scored 55% on Melodrama, higher than 83% of your peers.
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They scored 21% on Desperation, higher than 14% of your peers.
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They scored 26% on Uselessness, higher than 13% of your peers.
All possible test results
Dead Inside
Low Romanticism, Low Melodrama, Low Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are Dead Inside. ON THE PLUS SIDE: You don't giving a flying holy fuck about any of this love hoopla. I... Read more
Cretinous Fool
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Desperate Loser
Low Romanticism, Low Melodrama, High Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are the Desperate Loser. Aww. You really do want someone to love you. That's sweet. But you know, you'... Read more
Lapdog
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Walking Catastrophe
Low Romanticism, High Melodrama, Low Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are the Walking Catastrophe. You're only interested in one thing - the provocation of total drama in y... Read more
Laughing Stock
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Psycho
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Neurotic Shambles
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The Wraith
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Hugh Grant
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Doormat
High Romanticism, Low Melodrama, High Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are the Doormat. You're doing okay here. You may even be in a relationship. People like you. You're e... Read more
Hopeless Romantic
High Romanticism, Low Melodrama, High Desperation and High Uselessness - you are the Idiot Romantic. You're a sweetheart, really. You're likable, loveable and at the end of the ... Read more
Storm of Passion
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Unstable Lover
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Doomed Romantic
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Hopeless Romantic
High Romanticism, High Melodrama, High Desperation and High Uselessness - you are the Hopeless Romantic. You're cute, emotionally charged & committed. But you're also a fucknut.... Read more
