Their result for The Doomed Romantic Test ...

Walking Catastrophe

48% Romanticism, 55% Melodrama, 21% Desperation, 26% Uselessness

Low Romanticism, High Melodrama, Low Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are the Walking Catastrophe.

You're only interested in one thing - the provocation of total drama in your lovelife. Admittedly, you can be exciting to be around. But at the end of the day, you do more harm than good.

Hope you're pleased with that. It's lonely in the eye of the hurricane.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Romanticism Distribution

    They scored 48% on Romanticism, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Melodrama Distribution

    They scored 55% on Melodrama, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • Desperation Distribution

    They scored 21% on Desperation, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • Uselessness Distribution

    They scored 26% on Uselessness, higher than 13% of your peers.

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