Their result for The Doomed Romantic Test ...

Lapdog

52% Romanticism, 24% Melodrama, 57% Desperation, 69% Uselessness

Low Romanticism, Low Melodrama, High Desperation and High Uselessness - you are the Lapdog.

Desperate for love and affection? No idea on how to go about it? Sound familiar? You know it.

I'd say good luck, but... Nah.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Romanticism Distribution

    They scored 52% on Romanticism, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • Melodrama Distribution

    They scored 24% on Melodrama, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Desperation Distribution

    They scored 57% on Desperation, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Uselessness Distribution

    They scored 69% on Uselessness, higher than 99% of your peers.

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