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Johnny Everyman

You scored 11 Uprightmanship and 6 Hypocriticality!

Well, congratulations, I suppose. You're average. You're not a nice person, but you're not a jerk either. Or maybe you are a nice person, but you're a jerk an equal amount of the time. Point is, you're not exceptionally sincere, and you're not exceptionally insincere. You probably get along with a fair number of people, and just as many people aren't crazy about you. You probably don't have more than a few real enemies - if any at all.

You've told a few lies, but you can be trusted. You probably don't steal, but I bet if you find an iPod on the ground, you won't be turning it in to lost and found. You've got a temper, but hey, you don't start fist fights over a spilled beer. Hopefully.

As far as the name of this test? Well, like I said, you're dead center between being a hypocrite, and being completely sincere.

Incidently, I'm sorry you got the boring rating, but hey, that's the problem with being average. You could always take the test again, and lie.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Uprightmanship Distribution

    They scored 11% on Uprightmanship, higher than 54% of your peers.

  • Hypocriticality Distribution

    They scored 6% on Hypocriticality, higher than 35% of your peers.

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