Their result for The How Good Is Your Penis? Test ...

Hard Hat.

You scored 87 Length, 90 Width, 94 Hardness, and 51 Confidence!

Your dick is probally hard enough to crack walnuts... But it aint long enough to penatrate anything and it aint wide enough for her to feel too much even if you could penatrate. Sucker. Your penis probally look like a pink hard hat.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Length Distribution

    They scored 87% on Length, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • Width Distribution

    They scored 90% on Width, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • Hardness Distribution

    They scored 94% on Hardness, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • Confidence Distribution

    They scored 51% on Confidence, higher than 19% of your peers.

All possible test results

Pee Wee

You are either a chick or an unfortunate guy... Read more

Confident... only

Well your probally one of those macho meat head dudes with a tiny prick that wont get hard from all the steroids. Or your a woman who is sure of herself.... Read more

Hard Hat.

Your dick is probally hard enough to crack walnuts... But it aint long enough to penatrate anything and it aint wide enough for her to feel too much even if you could penatrate. Sucker. Your penis pr... Read more

Hard ass.

Your one hard cocked determined mutha fucka. To bad your wang is so goddamn tiny. Read more

Short and wide.

You poor, poor basterd. All width and no length. *sigh* The ladies must get kinda frustrated. Read more

Overweight penis.

You have a short penis. You are however are very proud of how wide it is and how well it works. Good for you! Read more

The Hard Hat.

Short wide peni look kind of like constrction worker helmets, wouldent you say? You probally are not too proud of your penis.... Read more

Confident hard hat

Short wide peni look kind of like constrction worker helmets, wouldent you say? You probally are very proud of your penis.... Read more

Pencil Prick

Jeez... Your peepee could not be much wider than a hot dog....and it dont work too well either does it? Hell at least length is on your side! Read more

Confident Pencil

Jeez... Your peepee could not be much wider than a hot dog....and it dont work too well either does it? But at least your proud of it and hell at least length is on your side! Read more

Nitting Needle

Long and hard.... You remind me of an underconfident nitting needle. Read more

Slim prick Big head

You got it all. Well except width. Your one bad ass stud. You are probally a confident and skilled love maker, but you may want to look up some method to widen yourself as most vaginal nerve ending... Read more

Eye candy.

It would seem on first glance that you have it all. A nice long, wide cock. But it's only any good for looking at. You have some trouble getting it up and dont know what to do with it. Read more

Viagra Needed!!!

Description 14You really could be a porn store... If you could get it up. Consider Viagra. Read more

Under loved cock

Be more confident of cock. It's big and it's hard and you probally know how to handle it. Go into porn to boost your confidence. Read more

Porn Star Stud

What can I say? Your a stud. You've got a big dick and you know how to use it! CONGRADULATIONS!!! Read more

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