“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
Their result for The Your Lovecraftian Entity Test ...
You scored 4 Unearthliness, 2 Sheer Horror, 5 Power, and 4 Intelligence!
They scored 4% on Unearthliness, higher than 41% of your peers.
They scored 2% on Sheer Horror, higher than 33% of your peers.
They scored 5% on Power, higher than 53% of your peers.
They scored 4% on Intelligence, higher than 20% of your peers.
To most people, you seem normal enough, although some people wonder about you and most are not comfortable being alone with you in low-light situations. The truth is that at some point in your ancestr... Read more
To most people, you seem normal enough, although some people wonder about you and most are not comfortable being alone with you in low-light situations. The truth is that at some point in your ancestr... Read more
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You are the tremendous fish-god Dagon, who cavorts amongst his people in the waves. One look at you is enough to drive surface-men mad, as they contemplate the blasphemous gulfs that dwell beneath the... Read more
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