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at home, getting off

It's Friday Night and I'm

You're the kind of girl who doesn't need a partner, right? Hell, you don't need anything to get yourself a little action on a Friday night.

Leave the house and risk rejection, finding yourself an unskilled partner or, worse, run into an ex, not to mention any other of the thousand things that can go wrong is just too much to contemplate.

Therefore you don't. This Friday night, your hot date will be... the middle finger of your right hand. Right on!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Sluttiness Distribution

    They scored 40% on Sluttiness, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • Alcoholism Distribution

    They scored 22% on Alcoholism, higher than 86% of your peers.

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at home, in bed.

You're dull. In fact, you're so dull, I can't find anything more to say about you. Sorry. Read more

drunk but shy

You're the kind of Friday-Night-reveller who'll leave the house feeling like a million bucks, get to the club / bar and then dedicate the main part of your time trying to camouflage yourself against t... Read more

too drunk to fuck

Let's face it, the balance is a little bit wrong here, eh? The notion of bagging some looker and bedding them in some outrageous manner has nestled somewhere in your mind but, on most Friday nights, y... Read more

at home, getting off

You're the kind of girl who doesn't need a partner, right? Hell, you don't need anything to get yourself a little action on a Friday night. Leave the house and risk rejection, finding yourself an... Read more

living it up

You've done this a thousand times before, and you know the game well enough to convince any onlooker that you, in fact, invented it. Exactly which partner to chose, which wink and when, what to dr... Read more

dropping my standard

Dropping, as in, abandoning it completely and simply searching for movement before rushing in for the kill. That's right, sweetheart, you're the type to suffer from Friday Night Urgency, a conditi... Read more

out to get laid

Booze? Ha! You laugh in the face of booze. There's one reason and one reason only why you even bother to leave the house on a Friday night - it's all about the action, baby! Let's face it, you're ... Read more

self-destructing

It doesn't take much, does it, Love? You're the classic "Two drinks and I'm anyone's" on a Friday night. And, God, doesn't everyone within a five-mile radius of you know it. Read more

evil.

There's nothing you won't do. Nothing you won't drink. Nothing you won't fuck. And that probably includes pets and reptiles. Your friends know you as "The one without limitation", and, in honesty... Read more

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