Their result for The How Queer Are You Test ...

Vanilla Swapper

You are 38% poly, 26% kinky, and 33% leftist!

You like to get out a bit, play around, you are beginning to think outside the box, but you are still pretty vanilla, aren't you? And you tend to "swap" with other good centrist liberals. Get out of that scene and open up a bit, will ya?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • poly Distribution

    They scored 38% on poly, higher than 40% of your peers.

  • kinky Distribution

    They scored 26% on kinky, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • leftist Distribution

    They scored 33% on leftist, higher than 18% of your peers.

All possible test results

Uber Straight

I'm not sure what makes you think you're queer, but you're not. Maybe you like to sleep with people of your same sex/gender, but that isn't enough. You, my friend, are no threat to civilization as w... Read more

Straight Liberal

Well, you're politics aren't totally off, but you're not very queer when it comes right down to it. Seems to me you pretty much just want a piece of the liberal American pie. You can have it. Read more

Poser Leftist

You haven't reconciled your politics with your personal life. It doesn't count if you just talk the talk (but frankly, you don't even do that very well, do you?). Read more

Closed-door Kink

Well, you're pretty monoamorous/monosexual, but at least you enjoy a little (if only a little) spice in your life, even if you tend to keep it hidden. But sex is more than missionary, and being queer... Read more

A Bit of Kink

You've got a slightly kinky side, but you tend to keep it between you and your lover. Being a bit kinky out of sight is fine, but you need to branch out if you really want to call yourself queer, hon... Read more

Lefty Kinkster

You're a bit kinky, and while your politics are good, you don't really put them into action in your personal life. You still like the trappings of monogamy, which is OK, I guess, just not for me. Read more

Hidden Kink

You're really interesting -- you have a nice kinky side, but you are still stuck in some pretty traditional thoughts about gender/sex. Read more

Closet Kink

You're really interesting -- you have a nice kinky side, but you are still stuck in some pretty traditional thoughts about gender/sex. You do know that Pat Califia is a man now, don't you? Read more

Kink for Two

What's wrong with this scene? You're really interesting -- you have a nice kinky side, and you get the whole lefty politics thing, but you are stuck in some pretty binary thinking, still. Go read Ge... Read more

Vanilla Swapper

You like to get out a bit, play around, you are beginning to think outside the box, but you are still pretty vanilla, aren't you? And you tend to "swap" with other good centrist liberals. Get out of... Read more

Vanilla Swinger

You like sex, you've got decent politics, but you still think fluids are icky and spanking is just for weirdos. Maybe you're right. Heh, heh, heh. Read more

Vanilla Queer

You know the term poly, you apply it to yourself, you are a good leftist, and even though you're not that experienced on the kink-o-meter, you count as queer in my book. Good job. Read more

Milkshake

You've got potential. You like to kink outside the box. Not bad. But you're separating the personal from the political a bit too much. We've got to change things, not just get a seat at the table. Read more

Fudge Swirl

You've got serious potential. You've got a kinky side, a poly side, and a lefty side. Yeah, you're queer. And you're on your way to bigger and better things. Keep in touch. Let me know when you'r... Read more

Activist

You're a bit poly, a bit kinky, and pretty damn committed to the cause. You don't play with the big boys, but not everyone has to. I'm impressed. Good job. Read more

Naughty Secretary

Now we're getting somewhere ... you've got a serious wild side! But noone in your family knows it, do they? Read more

Naughty School Girl

Yummy. You've got a nice wild side, and you're not afraid to show it. Free this weekend? Read more

Queer Candy

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Let's meet for coffee. Read more

Vanilla Poly Kid

You're just not sure who you are. You're uber poly, but super vanilla, and not so smart. You have yet to really put much into action when it comes to sex, huh? Read more

Poly Queer

You've got a decent understanding of gender politics, but you have yet to really put it into action when it comes to sex, huh? That's OK. You've earned your queer points, and though I may find your ... Read more

Queer but Boring

Let go of your vanilla ways, my friend. You've got so much going for you -- why wait? Read more

Almost Queer

You're pretty queer, but you've got to realize that there's more to queerness that just you -- there's a whole world out there we've got to change! Get to work! Read more

Queer

Rock on, you queer, you! You don't do what you're told, and you like it. Good, kitten, let Daddy give you a nice little pet under the chin ... Call me? Read more

Queer Queer

Rock on, you queer, you! You don't do what you're told, and you like it. Good, kitten, let Daddy give you a nice little pet under the chin ... Or maybe you want to tie *me* up? Call me? Read more

Queer but Stupid

What's wrong with this picture? Don't you get it? It's not just about you -- we've got work to do! Read more

Uber Queer

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Queer God

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