Their result for The Does Jesus Love You Test ...

Jesus HATES Your Fucking Guts!

29% Love!

Disapointing, Looks like you're taking the expressway to hell. did you think when the bible said you had to do anything for Jesus, that anal sex wasn't included in the deal? Well, Sorry. You are dead wrong. Just think this could all have been avoided if only you would have let Jesus bake brownies with you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Love Distribution

    They scored 29% on Love, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Hate Distribution

    They scored 71% on Hate, higher than 27% of your peers.

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Jesus LOVES You

You, my friend have a one way ticket straight to heaven, where you will be serving Jesus for the rest of eternity. Read more

Jesus HATES Your Fucking Guts!

Disapointing, Looks like you're taking the expressway to hell. did you think when the bible said you had to do anything for Jesus, that anal sex wasn't included in the deal? Well, Sorry. You are dead ... Read more

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