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30% Breeziness, 30% Laziness, 19% Craziness and 17% Sociopathy!

"Psilocybin mushrooms (also called psilocybian mushrooms or teónanácatl) are fungi mainly of the psilocybe genus that contain the psychedelic substances psilocybin and psilocin, and occasionally other psychoactive tryptamines. There are multiple colloquial terms for psilocybin mushrooms, the most common being 'magic mushrooms' or 'shrooms'." (Thanks, Wikipedia!)

You're a very happy-go-lucky person, always looking on the optimistic side of things. People love you for your charismatic charm and (most likely) good looks. You love life, and you don't intend on wasting any day of it with stress or worry. One expression that best describes you would be "Hakuna Matata," that, in Lion King's terms, means no worry for the rest of your days. It's your problem-free philosophy. You may get a job, you may not. You may get married and have kids, but it's not vital. Right now all you want to do is have fun. Don't we all?

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Breeziness Distribution

    They scored 30% on Breeziness, higher than 66% of your peers.

  • Laziness Distribution

    They scored 30% on Laziness, higher than 50% of your peers.

  • Craziness Distribution

    They scored 19% on Craziness, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Sociopathy Distribution

    They scored 17% on Sociopathy, higher than 31% of your peers.

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