Their result for The Bovarchy Test ...

Moo-cow Lover!

You scored 95% bovine freedom!

You are among the elite bovarchists! You might even be a moo-cow yourself! Maybe you want to make love with a bovine, too? I can't say I blame you, but a word of advice: emit the bovine mating call at your own peril. Sometimes they don't stop until they've milked 50 gallons out of you...or if you're female, until they've shot 50 gallons in you!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • bovine freedom Distribution

    They scored 95% on bovine freedom, higher than 100% of your peers.

All possible test results

Anti-Bovarchist

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Mild Sympathizer

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Moo-cow Lover!

You are among the elite bovarchists! You might even be a moo-cow yourself! Maybe you want to make love with a bovine, too? I can't say I blame you, but a word of advice: emit the bovine mating call at... Read more

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