Their result for The Decline Test ...

Sub-normal

You are 25% dumb, 49% cynical, and 70% enlightened!

Now don't be offended - sub-normal doesn't mean you're an idiot. You've got a reasonable bead on things, but aren't overly jaded yet. You're not quite on the path to nirvana, but that's not necessarily a bad thing (I mean, some of the enlightened types I know, I would seriously hate to spend eternity with).

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • stupidity Distribution

    They scored 25% on stupidity, higher than 90% of your peers.

  • cynicism Distribution

    They scored 49% on cynicism, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • enlightenment Distribution

    They scored 70% on enlightenment, higher than 40% of your peers.

All possible test results

Sub-normal

Now don't be offended - sub-normal doesn't mean you're an idiot. You've got a reasonable bead on things, but aren't overly jaded yet. You're not quite on the path to nirvana, but that's not necessari... Read more

Rocker

You are probably far too nice/naive/innocent for your own good. Or maybe you cheated. Either way - good for you! Read more

Cynic

Well, it's no use telling you how good you are, you either know it already, or you wouldn't believe me if I told you. So keep doing what you're doing. Keep both eyes on the motherlovers in power and... Read more

Schizo

Either you have some seriously messed up values, or you are one hell of an interesting person (or maybe a bit of both). Just keep doing what you do, you probably won't make a difference in this world... Read more

Redneck

Hey bubba, git outcha pickup and hand me thet ther beer. Hell dude, try thinking for yourself some time. Don't believe everything politicians or heads of business say (why don't we start with not bel... Read more

Hippy

Hey up there! Quit flitting with yon faeries and come back down to the real world. While you've been assuming the best of everyone, chances are you've been getting royally screwed over. Time to get ... Read more

Dumb Shite

Are you a hardarse or what? Actually I'll probably lump you under the 'or what'. Sounds like you are too cynical for your own good. Just because you don't necessarily believe what you hear doesn't me... Read more

Cheater!

Pretty sure you can't actually get into this category, but if you do let me know! Read more

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