Their result for The Complete Non-sequitur Test ...

Mindless Prole

You scored 1 Illogic and 2 Confusion

In the words of Bobby McFerrin, don't worry, be happy. Contentedly partake of the bread and circuses fed to you daily by the media conglomerates, and believe everything you see on television, in print, or on someone's blog. Unfortunately, blissful ignorance tends to allow the wackos to take over and ruin things for everyone. So snap out of it.

Other possible results:

Slightly Addled

Like, Totally Blond

Soulless PR Flack

Idiot Savant

Classic Nutjob

Harmless Kook

Psychotic Visionary

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Illogic Distribution

    They scored 1% on Illogic, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Confusion Distribution

    They scored 2% on Confusion, higher than 50% of your peers.

All possible test results

Cunning Mofo

Congrats, it takes quite a clever person to figure out that not answering the questions is a viable choice. Big thumbs up, you rock. As Joshua learned in War Games, the only way to win is not t... Read more

Slightly Addled

You're quite possibly brilliant, but nonetheless are the poster child for absent-mindedness. You lose your glasses when they're sitting on your nose and lock yourself out of the house on a regular bas... Read more

Like, Totally Blond

You're clueless, but fortunately it's kinda cute. Just tilt your head to one side, bat your eyelashes coquettishly, and I'm quite positive people will practically fall over themselves to do your biddi... Read more

Soulless PR Flack

Thanks to your gift for specious reasoning, you'll likely do quite well in politics, retail, the media or advertising, all of which these days are about style over substance. Let's be honest. You know... Read more

Mindless Prole

In the words of Bobby McFerrin, don't worry, be happy. Contentedly partake of the bread and circuses fed to you daily by the media conglomerates, and believe everything you see on television, in print... Read more

Idiot Savant

Bad news, dude. You're not quite running on all cylinders and may be prone to wandering off into traffic. But hey, on the bright side, at least you'd not know any better. Small comfort, I know, but we... Read more

Classic Nutjob

You've definitely gone off the deep end, but are convinced of your utter righteousness in the eyes of whatever screwed-up belief system you keep. Enjoy the lunatic clarity of Adolf Hitler, Osama bin L... Read more

Harmless Kook

You probably believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis, b... Read more

Psychotic Visionary

Congrats! You may be completely delusional, but damn you make it look good. Chances are, you're smart, funny, creative and think way outside the box. Why limit yourself to the mundane, w... Read more

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