Test Your Ideal Role in a Rock Band
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Lead Guitarist
15 Talent, 5 Energy and 2 Charisma!
What is there to say? Half the world's population desperately wants to be you and the other half desperately wants to have sex with you. With your unique mix of mesmerising personality, throbbing energy and almost uncanny talent, the world is happy to be at your service and feet. Is there any single drawback to being you? Maybe that some people think you're obnoxious, just because you think and say that there's really not a thing you can't do? Well, deep inside they know that you're right. To put it philosophically: Forget Zarathustra, you are the real übermensch!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 15% on Talent, higher than 96% of your peers.
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They scored 5% on Energy, higher than 60% of your peers.
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They scored 2% on Charisma, higher than 45% of your peers.
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