Their result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...

Killian's Red

(67% dark & bitter, 67% working class, 0% genuine)



I'll start with a quote from a review of Killian's Red that I think will reflect on you, too: "deep flavor, somewhat mild, with a moderate head." It goes on to talk about a "light caramel odor," and while that sounds nice, I don't think I can go that far in my analysis.

Overall, Killian's is a very good beer. The only thing that kinda sucks is that even though it says "Irish Red" on the bottle, this stuff's made by Coors, not peaty old Dubliners. I guess that's my way of telling you that you scored on the lower side of the "genuine" part of my test. Here's my guess: you're a sensible, likeable person, and you're popular among different groups of people. The test probably read that as a slight superficiality.

Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, this stuff is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked nonetheless. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right?

As a real George Killian would say: Sláinte! Cheers!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • dark Distribution

    They scored 67% on dark, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • workingclass Distribution

    They scored 67% on workingclass, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • genuine Distribution

    They scored 0% on genuine, higher than 3% of your peers.

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