Their result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...

Guinness

(100% dark & bitter, 67% working class, 67% genuine)



Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?

If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • dark Distribution

    They scored 100% on dark, higher than 79% of your peers.

  • workingclass Distribution

    They scored 67% on workingclass, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • genuine Distribution

    They scored 67% on genuine, higher than 33% of your peers.

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