The If You Were A Beer Test
Their result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...
Guinness
(67% dark & bitter, 67% working class, 67% genuine)
Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?
If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 67% on dark, higher than 45% of your peers.
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They scored 67% on workingclass, higher than 38% of your peers.
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They scored 67% on genuine, higher than 32% of your peers.
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