Their result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...

Microbrew

(67% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 33% genuine)



Microbrews, though obscure, are pretty tasty things, and they continually win beer contests. I, personally, have a hard time getting past the hype and the slight air of pretention that surrounds any discussion of "hoppiness," "5-star scales," and the like. But their non-working-classness notwithstanding, Microbrew is one of the best categories on this test: dignified, intelligent, rare.

Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, mircobrews are usually kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly light and bubbly, but very you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is most likely on the dark side, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Just remember to act like a Pabst every once in a while, and you'll be perfect.

Cheers!!!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • dark Distribution

    They scored 67% on dark, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • workingclass Distribution

    They scored 33% on workingclass, higher than 11% of your peers.

  • genuine Distribution

    They scored 33% on genuine, higher than 11% of your peers.

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