The If You Were A Beer Test
Their result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...
Boddingtons
(0% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 67% genuine)
Boddingtons is a slightly ritzy, but truly tasty, beer. In case you don't know, each can has this little contraption inside that fizzes when you open it to give the beer a delicious creamy head.
Now, being a good girl, I will make no claims about the creaminess of your head. But I will suggest that, based on the results of your test, you have a light, friendly disposition, and I consider the bouyant fizz of a Boddingtons to be the beery analogue of that. Your test also indicates you have refined tastes, and Boddingtons is my favorite beer. If you've never had one, get one sometime soon.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 0% on dark, higher than 3% of your peers.
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They scored 33% on workingclass, higher than 11% of your peers.
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They scored 67% on genuine, higher than 32% of your peers.
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