Their result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...
(33% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 0% genuine)
Nothing says Michelob Ultra like three Deltas on Wednesday night. Arg!
But let's look closer...Is the girl in the green more than just your everyday sister? Well, for one thing, her purse is actually pretty cute. And...wait a second...seriously...is she double-fisting Michelob Ultra? Is she secretly an *Awesome Tiger Of The Night* (!?), ironically binging on focus-group swill to draw into even sharper relief the vapidity of the so-called "college experience," and who like some tube-topped Prometheus, suffers her nightly immolations so that the rest of us can know how bad it sucks to live, love, work, breathe, and die in Columbus, Ohio? What?! Maybe she's actually cool?
My point is: even in seemingly clear-cut situations, things aren't actually so obvious. So if you're still with me, let's move back to you and the facts of your actual case.
Personality-wise, your scores indicate you have a light, easy-going personality and this makes you likeable & quite popular. Like most such people, you can, at times, seem a little superficial. But like our friend in green there, perhaps there's more to you than it seems at first blush. Your scores indicate you have refined tastes, as well, which I can certainly relate to, and my guess is you're the leader of your friends. And, finally, if you've managed to read all the way through to the end of this description, I feel compelled to say that I actually like you a lot. So there. Happy drinking, whatever your beer.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 33% on dark, higher than 17% of your peers.
They scored 33% on workingclass, higher than 11% of your peers.
They scored 0% on genuine, higher than 3% of your peers.
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