OkCupid | Take The Small Nervous Animal Test

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Rabbit

You are a rabbit, and though you seem cuddley, I'm willing to bet you can be a big fat jerk. I bet you hate it when people make jokes about your silly-looking ears.

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Pug

You look pretty worried, and people we'll ask you what's wrong, but it's all cool. S'all good. Read more

You do have sudden burst of nervousness, and you are a small animal, but with proper care and attention, you can be quite friendly and affectionate. However, you are dumb, dumb, dumb, and that will ne... Read more

Rabbit

You are a rabbit, and though you seem cuddley, I'm willing to bet you can be a big fat jerk. I bet you hate it when people make jokes about your silly-looking ears. Read more

Chinchilla

You really should be more nervous. People want to make coats out of you, you know. It's a harsh, harsh world, my friend. Read more

Rat

You don't seem nervous, but those weird quirks and habits betray you. You're smart, but possibly a little nuts. It's okay. People like you. Well, if they aren't grossed out by you, they do. Read more

Hamster

You have mood swings, don't you? Sometimes you scream and bite people, sometimes you're cute and star in children's shows from Japan. Read more

Sugar Glider

Some people really like you, but there's something about you that makes me distrustful. Who has a nose like that, anyway? I mean, come on. Read more

Mouse

Things have been pretty hard for you ever since that pansy Stuart Little showed up on the scene. Fear not, brighter days are ahead. Just don't eat any funny-looking pellets. Read more

Degu

And just what are you supposed to be, anyway? Read more

Hedgehog

You shouldn't be so nervous. You're covered in sharp spines and can roll up into a ball. I'm assuming you can, anyway- you may be defective or something. Read more