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Masseuse/Masseur

You scored 93% in logic, 80% in hand-eye coordination, 35% in reflexes and 100% in memory!

You seem to have an interesting assortment of talents. After doing so well on my test you might be wondering why you ought to be a masseuse or masseur, so let's see why.

The areas you did the best in were hand-eye coordination, memory, and logic.

Your hand-eye coordination skills will prove very valuable in your new profession. You'll need to be able to control your hands so that they will give each customer exactly what they need.

Speaking of which, you did incredibly well on the memory portion of this test. That will prove vital too. You'll need to find those exact spots with each person that will relieve their tension.

Finally, don't discount how valuable your logic skills will be. You'll use them to build a solid customer base. As your business grows, you'll use your logic to hire other reliable workers.

So there you go. Keep your hands protected, because your new career awaits!

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 93% on logic, higher than 95% of your peers.
They scored 80% on hand-eye coord., higher than 88% of your peers.
They scored 35% on reflexes, higher than 29% of your peers.
They scored 100% on memory, higher than 88% of your peers.

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