Their result for The "Will We Get On?" Twatness Test ...

Bertrand Russell

You are 63% Non-Twat

An exceptional character, almost devoid of twatness. It is only the fact that Miike sometimes gets a bit up his own arse, is incredibly hard to understand, and looks like my old annoying neighbour called Steve, that he drops down. He is your symbol; non-twat, dragged down by circumstance.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Non-Twatness Distribution

    They scored 63% on Non-Twatness, higher than 100% of your peers.

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