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Cautious

You have 37 inches of Length n' Girth!

You are much to cautious to actually wreak havoc upon anything more than an Anthill, and chances are the ants will attack back and you'll justify it by saying you deserved it. And so forth, the Cycle of Violence stops with you. Some people would consider that a heroic feat, but in all actuality, it means that you might run a country one day that I can take over with a fork. I'll just threaten to start randomnly poking citizens, and you'll cave in. Thanks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Length n' Girth Distribution

    They scored 37% on Length n' Girth, higher than 30% of your peers.

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