The Insanely Crazy Sanity Test

All possible test results

Friggin' Insane!

Stop licking that toilet bowl! You need help, seriously. Read more

Drooly

The chances that you're not medicated and can actually read this are slim, but I'm glad you've been caught and are being helped from your obsession of chewing on old socks before pushing children into... Read more

Glazed

Unlike the donut that shares your name, you are not sweet and delicious, but rather much like a baboon who spends their time peeing for amusement. Read more

Workin with one sock

You hang out with the Drooly's, don't ya? But it's ok! You're half-way sane, and with some work, you could be shown the path to true sanity. For now, take the laser pointer out of your ear, you hav... Read more

You smell the cheese

Much like a rodent in a maze searching for the cheese, you can smell the sanity, but can't quite grasp it. Make sure you eat your wheaties, and do what Mr. T says. Soon, you will understand the myst... Read more

Supreme Luminescence

What can I say that you don't already know? You exist on a plane where few dare to gaze for fear of the madness that true clarity has on a mind that isn't ready. You are truely a master of mental pr... Read more