OkCupid | Take The Makes you think Test

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Their result for The Makes you think Test ...

Ball of emotions

You scored 33% Life experience, 62% Masculine Rage, 42% Submissiveness, and 35% Total Bastardness!

Angry emotions. You are governed by your emotions, which are admirable. With more life experience, you could become a valuable member of society, with your instinctual need to survive and thrive and procreate.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 33% on Life experience, higher than 2% of your peers.
They scored 62% on Masculine Rage, higher than 94% of your peers.
They scored 42% on Submissiveness, higher than 27% of your peers.
They scored 35% on Bastardness, higher than 48% of your peers.

All possible test results

Clean Slate

You have not experienced very much. Your emotions are hard to provoke, though you may be assertive. You are, officially, not a dick. You are the clean slate. There isn't much to you, and you would be... Read more

Dick.

The only thing notable about your score on this test is that you have shown yourself to be a dick. You are self centered, and are probably male. The deaths of others that you don't know doesn't bothe... Read more

Lamb

The Lamb is afraid of the world. You try as hard as you can not to negatively effect others, even when it would be to your personal benefit. The world exerts a great deal of control over you, and goin... Read more

Closet dick.

I don't know how you scored this result- I didn't think it could happen. You have serious internal conflict. At times, you would let others die for you. Other times, you would die for a complete stran... Read more

Ball of emotions

The heavy hitter

You are an asset to any cause that serves your purposes. You will literally stomp weaker people into the dirt to get done what you want done. You probably spit into the face of predator and let the Ug... Read more

Unpossible!

You have answered this test inconsistently, and have received a crazy go nuts result. Unless you happen to be schizophrenic, at which point I apologize. Read more

Unpossible!

You have answered this test inconsistently, and have received a crazy go nuts result. Unless you happen to be schizophrenic, at which point I apologize. Read more

The veteran

You are probably older and wiser than the other people here. You spend more time thinking about your actions than people with less experience do, and that is a good thing. But your thinking has kept... Read more

The Grizzled Veteran

You are probably older and wiser than the other people here. You spend more time thinking about your actions than people with less experience do, and that is a good thing. After considering your optio... Read more

The fetal position

You are probably older and wiser than the other people here. You spend more time thinking about your actions than people with less experience do, and that is a good thing. You experience has taught yo... Read more

Unpossible

You have answered this test inconsistently, and have received a crazy go nuts result. Unless you happen to be schizophrenic, at which point I apologize. Read more

Bitter and old

Whatever your age, internally you are bitter and old. You have experienced much, and that experience has taught you to lash out, to strike that which is frightening or weak. This is not a bad thing. Y... Read more

The Overman

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privi... Read more