The Do I want your sex Test

All possible test results

You're an elephant

You and I are like apples and oranges. Actually, more like apples and elephants. Why the hell did you take this test anyway? I mean, any moron could tell half way through that we're just not compatibl... Read more

Positively Negative

Well, you managed to get a positive score. But this isn't a positive thing. We don't have much in common. In fact, we don't have anything in common. But at least you're not a complete dumbass. You kn... Read more

Find another girl

If you scored 58, well then we might even get along. But if you scored 8, then we won't. So just think about this range here. If your head hurts from thinking about it, you're not my prince charming. ... Read more

Not too shabby

You're shagable. But that's about as far as all of this will go. Let's not fool ourselves. We wouldn't have have any deep and meaningful coversations. Read more

Let's do it

Heeeey. Now you're talkin'. I mean, we're not a perfect match, but you can pass. And if things don't seem to be working out, you can just sit there, be quiet, and look pretty. Read more

My Cocky Prince

Wow, FANTABULOUS! You must be either a bit strange or just rare. We seem to make a pretty good match, if not PERFECT. And if you scored between 190 and 200, well then I must congratulate you and urge ... Read more