The Store-bought PC

Congratulations! You are the Store-bought PC, the silent workhorse of the computer world. These can be found just about everywhere, from homes to office buildings. There are many varieties, with many different parts and prices, but the end goal of all of them is the same: do computery things. They come with whatever happens to be the latest Microsoft operating system and probably a few other promotional programs that no one actually uses. After that, it's up to you to do with them as you please. They are loyal machines, but generally get the shortest end of the stick, being bought my multitudes of users and mistreated day in and day out by the inept handling of their owners. I sure hope this result isn't very accurate, because I'm starting to feel kind of bad for you.

 

You scored average on power. Truthfully, store-bought computers represent a broad spectrum of technological advancement, but most people buy them for basic tasks and won't spring $2500 for the really advanced stuff. In any case, they can do all the things you expect most computers to be able to do.

 

You also scored low on pretension. Store-bought computers really don't look that bad most of the time, but just like the economy cars of the 21st century, they all look pretty much the same. Seen one, seen 'em all. I feel like such a jerk for saying that. I hope you'll forgive me.

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