The What Item are You Test

All possible test results

Crusty spoon

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is a Crusty Spoon Ambivalent in colour and inexpensive to purchase, a spoon makes a wonderful gift. It is q... Read more

Library fine

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is The Library Fine Not to be confused with a gym membership or a letter of appreciation, the library fine i... Read more

Gravestone

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is A Gravestone Here's one you can take with you when you go...almost. Grey or faint pink (if marble... Read more

Beach ball

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is An inflatable beach ball Brightly coloured, inexpensive to own and operate, and full of air, this item de... Read more

Torn Lace Undies

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Torn Lace Undies While not necessarily accidental, your item has been altered for some reason. Worn near... Read more

Paint

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Eco-Friendly Water-Based Paint Expensive for its weight, this paint is beautiful, brash, and bold. Also,... Read more

Disappearing Ink

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Disappearing Reappearing Disappearing Ink A marvel in and of itself. Stains last only minutes. You scar... Read more

Art-Deco Vase

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Posh Art-Deco Vase The height of style, you are! Elegant, chic, and not exactly free, you your item embo... Read more

Weather Vane

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Classic Weather Vane Like you, your Item always knows which way the wind is blowing. Normally perched high ... Read more

Lewd Joke

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is A Lewd Joke Like you, your item is quite colourful, and awfully spunky. Also, while a lewd joke might be... Read more

Novelty Balloon

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is The Novelty Balloon Most likely shaped like genetalia, an animal, or a punctuation mark, your Item is uni... Read more

Mom's Retro Scarf

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Mom's Retro Scarf Ah those good old days, when everything was the colour of autumn...or did all the colou... Read more

Hope

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Hope Ahhhh, hope. An inspiration for the masses, it is. It is also a thing with feathers according to o... Read more

Sex

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Sex More expensive than hope or love (or even lust), your Item is the unspeakable. Highly desireable, to... Read more

Pure Spring Water

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Pure Spring Water While not overly colourful, like you, pure natural spring water is priceless, simple, a... Read more

Beautiful Sunset

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is A beautiful sunset Like you, a sunset is beautiful, vibrant, and pretty cheap. We mean that in a good wa... Read more

Movie Rights

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is The Movie Rights And what a fine movie it shall be! Like you, your Item is in demand, not exactly cheap,... Read more

Patio Umbrella

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is The Patio Umbrella How soothing on a hot summer's day! Like you, your Item is vibrant, not what you woul... Read more

Solar power

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Solar Power Free to all who desire it, which is many, and extraordinarily spunky, your Item is spectacula... Read more

Tree House

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is A Tree House Tree houses are awesome structures, relatively inexpensive, and quite individual. Like you,... Read more

Night on the Town

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is A Night on the Town Not what you would call a cheap date, like you, your Item is unique and highly desira... Read more

Mardi Gras

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is The Mardi Gras Parade Really, what more could one want? Bright, spritely, full of beautiful people, and ... Read more

Fine Wine

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is Fine Wine Not what you would call cheap, like you, your Item is extremely desirable, rich in colour, flav... Read more

Bamboo Forest

Congratulations! It has been determined that your Inner Item is A Bamboo Forest Decidedly priceless as well as vibrant, a bamboo forest houses many creatures, including ... Read more