The REAL Rock Test

All possible test results

The 5-0

Go call the cops cause the music is too loud you big sissy. Stop posing (BUT DEFINITELY DO NOT BE YOURSELF), listen to some music made before 1990, and score a crappy job till you can aford a car. ... Read more

Ah yeah....

Your love affair with rap most likely caused your score. You, like those who score below you, will probably be in your 70's wondering why you still don't rock hard...or at all for that matter. Go bu... Read more

F+ Nice...

There's nothing more to it. Dong rating: F...F'ish Read more

Cover Band

Every great band needs a few cover bands. Unfortunately, unless you change your ways you will be a poser straight-edger for life. Damn it get with the program. There's a reason you don't know what t... Read more

This Guy

Rock on man. Don't fret none cause opening at a show only sucks if your song set sucks. It's true that people aren't exactly in mosh mode and after you bust out song #2 they'll be asking you to leav... Read more

Rocking Fiend

Ever heard of The Darkness? Me neither until a few days ago and that's why you're so bad ass. You never let lack of insurance or gas stop you from driving to a show. You just write out a bill of sa... Read more

Unholy Beast of Rock

That's insane stuff, man. Busting out stuff like The Doors brought you here. It's not the fact that you hella rock it's the fact that you always rocked. Any time now you will get a CD out but don't ... Read more

ROCK GOD

Dude, you are a god damn GOD. Clearly, you've got a giant dong. There's no two ways about it. Basically, few people rock as hard as you and they include Metallica (pre Load), Van Halen, AC/DC, Sub... Read more