Their result for The Selfish in Bed Test ...

A bit self-centered

You scored 33% selfishness in bed.

Well well, you probably secretly think you are awesome, but are trying desperately to hide it with well-practiced modesty. Regardless, you probably have fooled a lot of your partners into thinking you are quite giving in bed, and the truth is, you can be, but not without a price. You are usually out to get yours too. Maybe try and be a little more giving with no strings attached and you will find that what goes around, comes, and cums, around.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • selfishness Distribution

    They scored 33% on selfishness, higher than 58% of your peers.

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