Their result for The Selfish in Bed Test ...

Masturbator

You scored 46% selfishness in bed.

You might as well masturbate and forget the sex partners. That's how selfish and self-obsessed you are in bed. You'll have more luck with porno, and your own two hands, then you will with any other actual person. You seriously need to take a look at the qualities that make one selfish, and really change that part of yourself. Unless they don't bother you. And you truly might be selfish enough not to care. If you do care, you need to start paying attention to the messages you send, because you seem like a real asshole.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • selfishness Distribution

    They scored 46% on selfishness, higher than 91% of your peers.

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Masturbator

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