Their result for The Dr. Seuss Purity Test ...

The Cat in the Hat

You are 42% Suess-slutty

You're cool, you know where it's at, and you are also a cat. Any more slutty, and you would be nutty.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Seussmutation Distribution

    They scored 42% on Seussmutation, higher than 58% of your peers.

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The Thneed

You may look nice, and folks might want to have you around, but you don't really do much of anything, do you? Read more

The Lorax

Well, you're saving this, saving that, and saving yourself. Boy are you ever saving yourself. Just as long as you know what you are saving yourself for and saving yourself from. Read more

The Cat in the Hat

You're cool, you know where it's at, and you are also a cat. Any more slutty, and you would be nutty. Read more

The Once-ler

You are like death: you take everyone, everything and in every way. Be honest: you take these test to find out if there is anything that you haven't done that you could do. Good for you. Read more

Green Eggs and Ham

For your sake, I hope that you were lying when answering these questions. It is hard to get a score this high without molesting threatened species and possibly endangering your health. We are shock... Read more

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