The Zombie Test

All possible test results

Just-Bitten

You have just been bitten. You're not technically a zombie, yet, but it is inevitable. Pretty soon your skin will start to itch, you might cough up a little blood, and before long you'll be oozing, ... Read more

Just-Turned

You have just turned into a zombie. Your eyes are vacant, your skin is pale but still intact, and your clothes have yet to be drenched in the blood of your screaming victims. You have not fallen in ... Read more

Lurker

You are a lurking zombie. You aren't stupid. You know that, in order to catch your delicious living prey, you can't go around with a large group of moaning numskulls bellowing at the top of the mush... Read more

Evolved

You are an evolved zombie. You've reached the next stage in zombie development by using the one organ that hasn't turned to ooze and curdled: your brain. You have (re)figured out how to open doors, ... Read more

Fodder

You are a fairly innocuous zombie. You will most likely get shot in the head by a loved one before getting to do any real harm to anyone living. Read more

Benevolent

You are a (relatively) benevolent zombie. Instead of making your victims suffer having limbs ripped off and organs yanked loose from their still-living bodies, you prefer to kill your helpless meals.... Read more

Rank-and-File

You are an average zombie. You are the zombie that gets stuck in the middle of the hoard. While the zombies on the fringes are attacking and eating anything with a pulse, you are stuck shuffling abo... Read more

Aggressive

You are an aggressive zombie. You don't let anything or anyone, living or undead, get in the way of your lust for delicious human brains. Bullets don't harm you. Fire doesn't scare you. And you'll... Read more