Their result for The Zombie Test ...

Evolved

As a zombie, you are 20% brainless, 64% emotionless, and 56% scary

You are an evolved zombie. You've reached the next stage in zombie development by using the one organ that hasn't turned to ooze and curdled: your brain. You have (re)figured out how to open doors, use simple machines, and possibly even fire a gun. You may not follow the crowd, but that makes you just that much more frightening as you can actually outsmart your prey, instead of simply mindlessly chase them about.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • brainless Distribution

    They scored 20% on brainless, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • emotionless Distribution

    They scored 64% on emotionless, higher than 71% of your peers.

  • scary Distribution

    They scored 56% on scary, higher than 76% of your peers.

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