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Doomed to Purgatory

28% loved-ness

You may not be as evil and heathenly as some, but one thing's for sure, you're getting close. Here's a clue, if you want to go to Hell, keep traveling the road that you've been treading. God loves you. Open up to him, and George Bush as his chosen representative in this, the End Times. It is not too late to repent. Whatever you do, STAY AWAY from Lefties and Commies. They may seem nice enough, but open up a dialogue with one, and pretty soon you'll be believing in pernicious stuff like 'freedom' and 'equality' not to mention the fact that you may end up questioning some of George Bush's policies, or even some biblical teachings! You are on thin ice.

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  • loved-ness Distribution

    They scored 28% on loved-ness, higher than 42% of your peers.

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