Their result for The Ridiculous Power Animal Test ...

The Bird

You scored 48 Cuddlyness, 56 Viciousness, 8 Loyalty, and 100 Intelligence!

You are a force to be reckoned with, because your power animal is the caged housebird. You yearn to cast off society's restrictions and to kill, to wound, to maim. You are always concocting a plan to get out of your current situation and exact revenge, or just sadism, on a foe of your choice. Until you are free, you complain constantly and occassionally mimic the behavior of others around you, so that you can obscure your real intentions. You owe nothing to anyone.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Cuddlyness Distribution

    They scored 48% on Cuddlyness, higher than 11% of your peers.

  • Viciousness Distribution

    They scored 56% on Viciousness, higher than 93% of your peers.

  • Loyalty Distribution

    They scored 8% on Loyalty, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 100% on Intelligence, higher than 100% of your peers.

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