Their result for The Spork Aptitude Test ...

SuperSpork

You scored 30 wiggliness, 30 clarity, and 30 banana!

Be it steak or tuna salad, you are the greatest of the sporks, because it is not even possible to get this score. You are smarter than me, and probably are wearing my underwear. Give it back, I need to wash it and try to sniff the stain. I have no more wisdom for you. Please speak to my cat, and she will direct your call to someone who doesn't care, in the order that the calls were received. Thank you. Have a nice day.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • wiggliness Distribution

    They scored 30% on wiggliness, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • clarity Distribution

    They scored 30% on clarity, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • banana Distribution

    They scored 30% on banana, higher than 100% of your peers.

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