Their result for The Cum On Our Tits Test ...

Kidney Heist.

Hey, Fucker. You scored ###!!

We're so using you for your corporate connections, your marijuana and your booze. You're probably the kind of guy we avoided in highschool, - nowadayas, we stop avoiding you and use you for all your worth. Everything you have, we take, and your pants are still zipped up. :)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Jizzy Distribution

    They scored 166% on Jizzy, higher than 43% of your peers.

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Pitied, But Blown.

You know what. You're such a douche, we take pity on you. Your sweet, hopeless masturbates-all-day-nature is somewhat attractive to the vicious, predatory kind of girls we are. You're cute. Boring. Y... Read more

Kidney Heist.

We're so using you for your corporate connections, your marijuana and your booze. You're probably the kind of guy we avoided in highschool, - nowadayas, we stop avoiding you and use you for all your w... Read more

Decent when Drunk

You're kinda cool, kinda sexy. You say the right things at the right time. You'd probably let us walk all over you - but the good thing is - you'd like it. With the right night, the right kind of boo... Read more

Fucking Fabulous

A favorite for groupsex, - an asshole to everyone but us. I could fall in love with you. I'm not sure about Alexis, but she'd definately fuck the shit out of you. Any day of the week. ...You know. ... Read more

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