The Cum On Our Tits Test
Their result for The Cum On Our Tits Test ...
Kidney Heist.
Hey, Fucker. You scored ###!!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 166% on Jizzy, higher than 42% of your peers.
All possible test results
Pitied, But Blown.
You know what. You're such a douche, we take pity on you. Your sweet, hopeless masturbates-all-day-nature is somewhat attractive to the vicious, predatory kind of girls we are. You're cute. Boring. Y... Read more
Kidney Heist.
We're so using you for your corporate connections, your marijuana and your booze. You're probably the kind of guy we avoided in highschool, - nowadayas, we stop avoiding you and use you for all your w... Read more
Decent when Drunk
You're kinda cool, kinda sexy. You say the right things at the right time. You'd probably let us walk all over you - but the good thing is - you'd like it. With the right night, the right kind of boo... Read more
Fucking Fabulous
A favorite for groupsex, - an asshole to everyone but us. I could fall in love with you. I'm not sure about Alexis, but she'd definately fuck the shit out of you. Any day of the week. ...You know. ... Read more