Their result for The Lord of the Rings Slut Test ...

Little bit slutty...

You scored 17 Hobbit-love, 46 Elven goodness, 60 Manly man, and 19 Mmm- orcs!

You scored high on Elves and Men. This means, presumably, that you like them tall. Good for you- tall people tend to have bigger feet, and therefore, bigger cocks. If you wanted a woman, Elf chicks are HOT.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Hobbit-love Distribution

    They scored 17% on Hobbit-love, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • Elven goodness Distribution

    They scored 46% on Elven goodness, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Manly man Distribution

    They scored 60% on Manly man, higher than 77% of your peers.

  • Mmm- orcs Distribution

    They scored 19% on Mmm- orcs, higher than 59% of your peers.

All possible test results

Dwarf-lover

You don't like hobbits, Men, Elves or even orcs. This means, according to my very scientific measures, that you fancy Dwarves. I hope you're not a straight guy or a lesbian. Even female Dwarves have b... Read more

Orc-lover

I hope for your sake you skipped questions. Otherwise, it's my sad duty to report to you want to have sex with orcs. In all their toothless, vile glory. You dirty, dirty thing. Read more

Into Men

Or women. At any rate you're into the mortals. Perhaps you're destined to have crazy sex with Aragorn. Or Eowyn (whether she's dressed up as a boy, or not. Your choice). Good for you. Be warned, thoug... Read more

Into men

Or women. At any rate you're into the mortals. Perhaps you're destined to have crazy sex with Aragorn. Or Eowyn (whether she's dressed up as a boy, or not. Your choice). Good for you. Be warned, thoug... Read more

Elf-fancier

You obviousy like them pretty. Or old. But be warned- Elves believe that sex equals marriage. They're kind of into commitment. And they live thousands of years. Hope you're looking forward to an etern... Read more

Elf-fancier

You obviousy like them pretty. Or old. But be warned- Elves believe that sex equals marriage. They're kind of into commitment. And they live thousands of years. Hope you're looking forward to an etern... Read more

Little bit slutty...

You scored high on Elves and Men. This means, presumably, that you like them tall. Good for you- tall people tend to have bigger feet, and therefore, bigger cocks. If you wanted a woman, Elf chicks ar... Read more

Little bit slutty...

You scored high on Elves and Men. This means, presumably, that you like them tall. Good for you- tall people tend to have bigger feet, and therefore, bigger cocks. If you wanted a woman, Elf chicks ar... Read more

Hobbit fancier

Hobbits- they're fun-loving. They love to get drunk and smoke up "pipe weed". You obviously love to party. So do these little guys. A word of warning. They're all under four feet tall, so you might no... Read more

Hobbit fancier

Hobbits- they're fun-loving. They love to get drunk and smoke up "pipe weed". You obviously love to party. So do these little guys. A word of warning. They're all under four feet tall, so you might no... Read more

LotR Slut

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LotR Slut

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LotR Slut

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LotR Slut

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LotR Slut

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